So, after troubleshooting likewise for 5 hours trying to figure out why likewise wasn't starting lwiod, I find out that Debian 6 changed from "update-rc.d" to "innserv". Why is this important? Well, that means all of those wonderful custom scripts I created in the /etc/init.d/ directory now because become "broken" due to lack of what I later came to learn as LSB Headers.
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